The War Report

"The best policy in war is to attack the enemy's strategy. The second best way is to disrupt his alliances through diplomatic means. The next best method is to attack his army in the field...."

 By now we are all aware that we az independent artist and you az fanz of independent artist are at war. I, Mr. Peta'Loc, the " undizputed king of underground digital hardcore hip-hip music " A.K.A.- The General...am here today to bring to you THE WAR REPORT.

I ask of you az comradez, alliez, fanz, and supporterz of our troopz over at THE INDIE FUNDA PROJECT to http://www.indiefunda.blogspot.com please not be dizcouraged by my seemingly " leave of absence " . I assure you. I have not abandoned you. My position at thiz time can be found " in the trench'z " . However, there are an astronomical amount of high ranking officialz who are stationed in variouz bases throughout our cyber-planet in which you may easily get in contact with me via those officialz if..and only " if " ...you are familiar with the code.

Thank you, 

Mr. Peta'Loc

" Generally, in war the best thing of all is to take the enemy's state whole and intact; to ruin it is inferior to this. To capture the enemy's entire army is better than to destroy it; to take intact a whole platform , a company of one-million a- day viewed site, is better than to destroy them. Hence, to win one hundred page views in battle is not the acme of skill. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the supreme excellence."

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